I don’t consider myself a materialistic kind of guy. I’m not all starry eyed and goofy about it, but I don’t often find myself desiring things. Tools, yes: things, no.
And although there are quite a few home improvements I could make to my bathroom (and here, dear reader, I underestimate) I have never until today wanted thousands of dollars worth of bathroom fixtures so that I could design a whole new bathroom around them.
Maybe it’s a phase.
But look at these incredibly unnecessary faucets! Look, and desire them!
These (and more!) retro rocket styled faucets are from "New Retro Bath" – a phrase I believe I have never typed before – and they make me wish I was pointlessly wealthy enough to have a use for them. Which, you know, means being able to afford them.
Just picture the stainless steel walls and portholes of my new imaginary bathroom. The oscilloscopes! The blinky lights! The mysterious levers marked "DANGER!" And I haven’t even started to think about the sound effects.
