{"id":956,"date":"2010-10-15T12:45:31","date_gmt":"2010-10-15T16:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/?p=956"},"modified":"2010-10-15T12:45:31","modified_gmt":"2010-10-15T16:45:31","slug":"igor-sez-the-mug-o-matic-ith-online-and-ready-to-make-mugth-mathter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2010\/10\/15\/igor-sez-the-mug-o-matic-ith-online-and-ready-to-make-mugth-mathter\/","title":{"rendered":"Igor Sez: The Mug-O-Matic ith Online and Ready to Make Mugth, Mathter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/shop.webomator.com\/retropolis\/random_sci_fi_title_mugs.shtml\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/mugomatic.jpg\" alt=\"The Mug-O-Matic\" width=\"501\" height=\"283\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<p style=\"margin-top:-56px;\">\nThrough the liberal use of lasers, faceted coprolites, sub-aetheric rays, and a 3\/8&quot; open end wrench, I&#8217;ve now completed the <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.webomator.com\/retropolis\/random_sci_fi_title_mugs.shtml\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MUG-O-MATIC<\/a> edition of Cornelius Zappencackler&#8217;s <em>Pulp Sci-Fi Title-O-Tron<\/em>. It&#8217;s glowing where it ought to be glowing and it doesn&#8217;t make that high-pitched noise that attracted the squirrels any more.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Though I always liked that part, myself.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So you, too, adventurer, can now harness the awesome power that is the Mug-O-Matic: it randomly generates the titles of pulp science fiction stories that don&#8217;t exist, but often ought to*, and then it slaps your favorite titles onto coffee mugs, travel mugs, and mugs of other mysterious and malevolent kinds that it were not well to mention here.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Okay, not really: I just got tired of listing them. <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.webomator.com\/retropolis\/random_sci_fi_title_mugs.shtml\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Fun little toy, though!<\/a><\/p>\n<br \/><p align=\"left\"><em>*every now and then it manages to re-create a title that does, in fact., exist. Which is even stranger than the thing with the squirrels.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you, too, adventurer, can now harness the awesome power that is the Mug-O-Matic: it randomly generates the titles of pulp science fiction stories that don&#8217;t exist, but often ought to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thrilling-tales","category-web-development","category-works-in-progress"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}