{"id":90,"date":"2007-12-03T11:06:34","date_gmt":"2007-12-03T15:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/2007\/12\/03\/venomous-gearflies-and-clockroaches-the-durable-natural-history-of-mademoiselle-porkshanks\/"},"modified":"2007-12-03T11:06:34","modified_gmt":"2007-12-03T15:06:34","slug":"venomous-gearflies-and-clockroaches-the-durable-natural-history-of-mademoiselle-porkshanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2007\/12\/03\/venomous-gearflies-and-clockroaches-the-durable-natural-history-of-mademoiselle-porkshanks\/","title":{"rendered":"Venomous Gearflies and Clockroaches: the Durable Natural History of Mademoiselle Porkshanks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop.php?user_id=5331622\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/porkshanks1.jpg\" alt=\"steampunk jewelry\" border=\"0\" height=\"378\" width=\"185\" style=\"float:right;margin:12px;margin-right:-12px;margin-top:0px;\"\/><\/a>It is our expectation that the public will be informed and dumbfounded by the remarkable and highly durable constructions of that renowned naturalist-adventurer Mlle. Porkshanks, of the Airship<em> Inexplicable<\/em>. These clockwork records of heretofore unseen species such as the <a href=\"http:\/\/porkshanks.deviantart.com\/art\/Clockroach-Pin-70761028\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Clockroach<\/a>, the <a href=\"http:\/\/porkshanks.deviantart.com\/art\/Skintunneler-Pendant-71195926\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Skin Tunneler<\/a>, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/porkshanks.deviantart.com\/art\/The-Venomous-Gearfly-70465927\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Gearfly<\/a> are presented as the sole surviving record of the <em>Inexplicable<\/em>&#8216;s latest explorations.\n<\/p><p>\nThe <em>Inexplicable<\/em> (as is not unusual) suffered remarkably high mortality rates amongst its crew during that venture and it is not coincidental that the vessel, now briefly returned to port, is currently advertising for additional crew.\n<\/p><p>\nIt is perhaps because of the highly destructive events of their late adventure that Mlle. Porkshanks has chosen to replicate her discoveries in brass, bronze, and other sundry indestructible materials. This has ensured the viewing public of some insight into the <em>Inexplicable&#8217;s<\/em> new discoveries.\n<\/p><p>\nIndeed, fortunate observers may even have the opportunity to purchase one or more of these unique specimens, as Mlle. Porkshanks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop.php?user_id=5331622\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/porkshanks2.jpg\" alt=\"porkshanks\" border=\"0\" height=\"191\" width=\"195\" style=\"float:left;margin:12px;margin-left:0px;\"\/><\/a>has determined that they should be sold to aid in the refitting of her beleaguered craft. Interested collectors may peruse her current offerings in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop.php?user_id=5331622\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Gallerie d&#8217;Etsy<\/a> . We are advised that they make curious jewelry likely to inspire conversation of a cultured type that will prove most agreeable.\n<\/p><p>\nIn addition, like-minded scholars will be pleased to view Mlle. Porkshanks&#8217; personal photographs at <a href=\"http:\/\/porkshanks.deviantart.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Deviant Art<\/a>. Here are detailed not only her clockwork jewelry, but various equipment invaluable on her travels, such as the <em><a href=\"http:\/\/porkshanks.deviantart.com\/art\/S-P-A-M-Gun-70216465\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Steam Powered Anti-Aetheric Matter Raygun<\/a>.<\/em>\n<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is our expectation that the public will be informed and dumbfounded by the remarkable and highly durable constructions of that renowned naturalist-adventurer Mlle. Porkshanks, of the Airship Inexplicable. These clockwork records of heretofore unseen species such as the Clockroach, the Skin Tunneler, and the Venomous Gearfly are presented as the sole surviving record of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found-on-the-web"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}