{"id":536,"date":"2010-01-08T17:04:58","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T21:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/?p=536"},"modified":"2010-01-08T17:04:58","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T21:04:58","slug":"in-which-retro-rocket-faucets-turn-me-into-a-shadow-of-my-former-self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/08\/in-which-retro-rocket-faucets-turn-me-into-a-shadow-of-my-former-self\/","title":{"rendered":"In Which Retro Rocket Faucets Turn Me Into a Shadow of My Former Self"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newretrobath.com\/bel_air_taps.html#data\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/retro_rocket_faucets.jpg\" alt=\"Retro Rocket Faucets. No, really, I mean it.\" width=\"240\" height=\"423\" border=\"0\" style=\"float:left;margin-right:8px;margin-left:-18px;margin-bottom:6px;\"><\/a>I don&#8217;t consider myself a materialistic kind of guy. I&#8217;m not all starry eyed and goofy about it, but I don&#8217;t often find myself desiring <em>things<\/em>. Tools, yes:<em> things<\/em>, no.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">And although there are quite a few home improvements I could make to my bathroom (and here, dear reader, I underestimate) I have never until today wanted thousands of dollars worth of bathroom fixtures so that I could design a whole new bathroom around them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Maybe it&#8217;s a phase.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">But look at these incredibly unnecessary  faucets! Look, and desire them!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">These (and more!) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newretrobath.com\/bel_air_taps.html#data\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">retro rocket styled faucets<\/a> are from &quot;New Retro Bath&quot; &#8211; a phrase I believe I have never typed before &#8211; and they make me wish I was pointlessly wealthy enough to have a use for them. Which, you know, means being able to afford them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Just picture the stainless steel walls and portholes of my new imaginary bathroom. The oscilloscopes! The blinky lights! The mysterious levers marked &quot;DANGER!&quot; And I haven&#8217;t even started to <em>think<\/em> about the sound effects.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t consider myself a materialistic kind of guy. I&#8217;m not all starry eyed and goofy about it, but I don&#8217;t often find myself desiring things. Tools, yes: things, no. And although there are quite a few home improvements I could make to my bathroom (and here, dear reader, I underestimate) I have never until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found-on-the-web"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}