{"id":4490,"date":"2016-12-08T09:01:59","date_gmt":"2016-12-08T14:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/?p=4490"},"modified":"2016-12-08T09:01:59","modified_gmt":"2016-12-08T14:01:59","slug":"volto-vac-announces-its-newest-robot-the-ursatron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2016\/12\/08\/volto-vac-announces-its-newest-robot-the-ursatron\/","title":{"rendered":"Volto-Vac announces its newest robot: the Ursatron"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx3\/blog\/Ursatron_robot.jpg\" alt=\"Volto-Vac's new Ursatron robot\" width=\"501\" height=\"788\" class=\"img_wide_open\">\n\n<div class=\"synopsis\" style=\"margin-top:32px;\">\n\n<p>After three days of intense design and prototyping, Volto-Vac&#8217;s newest creation &#8211; THE URSATRON &#8211; is ready for manufacturing will soon be available at reputable robot dealerships, city-wide.<\/p>\n<p>In spite of his massive proportions you&#8217;ll find that the URSATRON fits neatly into any industrial or domestic situation. This is due to his compact height (a mere four foot nine inches!). <\/p>\n<p>But the URSATRON packs a heroic set of actuators and shock absorbers into that sensibly-sized package. Your new URSATRON can&#8217;t just carry the laundry: he can carry it without taking it out of the soniclave!<\/p>\n<p>Three, five and ten year indentures are available. Ready for something different? Ask about our newest plan, the Flexi-Denture. <em>(Not available in all locations.)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/Hbar_zap.jpg\" width=\"501\" height=\"50\" class=\"img_wide_between\">\n<p>That&#8217;s about all I know about the Ursatron. Heck, until this morning I had no idea what to call him. But I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll figure out a thing or two about him in times to come.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll be the second to know. <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After three days of intense design and prototyping, Volto-Vac&#8217;s newest creation &#8211; THE URSATRON &#8211; is ready for manufacturing will soon be available at reputable robot dealerships, city-wide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-works-in-progress"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}