{"id":449,"date":"2009-10-09T11:07:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T15:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/?p=449"},"modified":"2009-10-09T11:07:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-09T15:07:09","slug":"reusable-water-bottles-at-the-retropolis-transit-authority","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/09\/reusable-water-bottles-at-the-retropolis-transit-authority\/","title":{"rendered":"Reusable Water Bottles at the Retropolis Transit Authority"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.printfection.com\/retro-future\/Aluminum-Water-Bottles\/_s_315709\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/water_bottles.jpg\" alt=\"Aluminum Water Bottles from the Vintage Future\" width=\"250\" height=\"395\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\"><\/a>Hey! Just in time for you to equip yourself for that trip across the plains of Barsoom or the deserts of Arrakis, I&#8217;ve added a collection of aluminum water bottles to my t-shirt shop, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.printfection.com\/retro-future\/Aluminum-Water-Bottles\/_s_315709\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Retropolis Transit Authority<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I never grokked that whole cultural upheaval that started us carrying plastic water bottles with us everywhere. You use them once, and then neo-Bronze Age farmers will be turning them up with their plows for thousands of years, wondering what the heck we were thinking. With good reason.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So I&#8217;m glad to see the addition of reusable, durable water bottles like these that&#8217;ll stop us from getting embarrassed when our descendants revive our frozen heads. And I&#8217;m happy to slap the slogans, memes and designs of my retro future all over them to tempt you into shoveling shekels my way, too.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n[tags]retropolis transit authority, retro future, science fiction, sf, water bottles, stop using all that dratted plastic[\/tags]<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Just in time for you to equip yourself for that trip across the plains of Barsoom or the deserts of Arrakis, I&#8217;ve added a collection of aluminum water bottles to my t-shirt shop, the Retropolis Transit Authority. I never grokked that whole cultural upheaval that started us carrying plastic water bottles with us everywhere. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-works-in-progress"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}