here<\/a>.) <\/p>\nLast week I decided that my imaginary editor might not be insane, after all: that he might, just possibly<\/em>, be editing somebody else’s book. If that’s true, then his notes are really meant for another person… and for all I know that person may also<\/em> be imaginary. So I shouldn’t take these notes too personally. Right?<\/p>\nIn that spirit I have to say that this week’s note is really interesting.<\/p>\n
How bad does a book have to be before “And then he woke up” is an improvement? I mean, we’re talking Eye of Argon<\/em> bad, here. Manos: the Hands of Fate<\/em> bad. Completely unredeemable. Atrociously, nauseatingly bad. Bad on the scale of the stars<\/em>.<\/p>\nWhatever it is that he’s editing, I’d kind of like to read it now. Or – better yet! – make somebody else read it while I monitor the electroencephalograph and stand ready with a bucket full of ice.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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