{"id":3953,"date":"2015-08-18T09:05:53","date_gmt":"2015-08-18T14:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2015-08-18T09:05:53","modified_gmt":"2015-08-18T14:05:53","slug":"more-notes-from-my-imaginary-editor-there-is-a-thing-we-call-exposition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2015\/08\/18\/more-notes-from-my-imaginary-editor-there-is-a-thing-we-call-exposition\/","title":{"rendered":"More notes from my imaginary editor: There is a thing we call exposition"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx3\/blog\/editor_exposition.jpg\" alt=\"There is a thing we call Exposition\" width=\"501\" height=\"628\" class=\"img_wide_open\">\n<p>So, if you&#8217;ve been <a href=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/2015\/08\/14\/thats-a-nice-little-simile-you-got-there\/\">paying attention<\/a>, you know that I&#8217;ve been getting editor&#8217;s notes from the Bizzarro World, Mirror Universe evil twin of my actual editor. He&#8217;s tough, but he&#8217;s fair. <\/p>\n<p>Or so I thought until this morning. We&#8217;re a little early in the week here because my imaginary editor is off to his own Bizzarro World version of Worldcon (which, this year, is <em>really saying something<\/em>). And I have to admit to a bit of surprise.<\/p>\n<p>This is a terrible accusation to make against Chapter Three, a chapter I&#8217;ve known for quite a while now and which I feel privileged to call my friend. Chapter Three has never had a mean thing to say about anybody. And although it features a description of an inertrium warehouse, and has some things to say about architecture and the usefulness of decorative statues, I&#8217;m frankly puzzled as to why this Mirror Universe editor thinks it&#8217;s a non-stop festival of exposition*.\n<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting to think he&#8217;s just got it in for me. But that sounds kind of paranoid, now that I&#8217;ve typed it, so maybe I&#8217;ll just go back and read that chapter again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*<em> Please don&#8217;t confuse this with the yearly Altoona Festival of Exposition, with which I am not affiliated and which, in any case, can&#8217;t be called non-stop because they take a break on Thursday night for the parade.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, if you&#8217;ve been paying attention, you know that I&#8217;ve been getting editor&#8217;s notes from the Bizzarro World, Mirror Universe evil twin of my actual editor. He&#8217;s tough, but he&#8217;s fair. Or so I thought until this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-imaginary-editor"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}