{"id":3649,"date":"2015-01-08T13:34:21","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T17:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/?p=3649"},"modified":"2015-01-08T13:34:21","modified_gmt":"2015-01-08T17:34:21","slug":"once-again-you-can-get-t-shirts-from-the-pulp-o-mizer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2015\/01\/08\/once-again-you-can-get-t-shirts-from-the-pulp-o-mizer\/","title":{"rendered":"Once again, you can get T-Shirts from the Pulp-O-Mizer"},"content":{"rendered":"\"Return<\/a>\n

After two solid weeks of hair-raising adventure, the Pulp-O-Mizer<\/a> is once again cranking out T-Shirts till the cows come home, or at least until you uncover a bug that eluded me. The Tale of Those Two Weeks may never be told: it’s strong stuff, and it features a lot of language that you’d pretend not to know; it came close to breaking my spirit. But it seems to be done.<\/p>\n

Pulp-O-Mized T-Shirts are now printed and shipped by Spreadshirt. I ran off a test shirt to check their quality, and Spreadshirt does a nice job with them. In addition, the new shirts cost less, which you care about, and I make slightly more from them, which, you know, I care about, and all of this happens with web-like speed and, incidentally, in run-on sentences that will almost certainly make you the T-Shirt wearing envy of all your friends and neighbors.<\/p>\n

I know what you’re thinking, but these really were a tough couple of weeks. If I’m getting out of this with nothing worse than run-on-sentences I’m going to call it a win.<\/p>\n

So take my advice: go forth and Pulp-O-Mize<\/a> yourself a handsome garment that will at once conceal your torso and call attention to it<\/em>. That’s a one-two punch that surpasses anything since the Uncertainty Principle and That Thing That Happened Right After the Uncertainty Principle. (Added bonus: these T-Shirts can<\/em> be measured!)<\/p>\n

As always, problems can be reported here<\/a>. Please don’t find any.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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