{"id":32,"date":"2007-07-23T16:26:39","date_gmt":"2007-07-23T20:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/2007\/07\/23\/make-your-own-dna-necklace\/"},"modified":"2007-07-23T16:26:39","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T20:26:39","slug":"make-your-own-dna-necklace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2007\/07\/23\/make-your-own-dna-necklace\/","title":{"rendered":"Make your own DNA Necklace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vampirewear.com\/display_page.php?i=18\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/dna_vial02.jpg\" border=\"0\" height=\"200\" width=\"136\" style=\"float:right;margin:12px;margin-right:0px;margin-top:0px;\"\/><\/a>All right, first things first. Why the heck would you <em>want<\/em> to put your DNA in a necklace?\n<\/p><p>\n<strong>1.<\/strong> A gift for your spouse so that he\/she\/it can clone you, if things go badly at the office tomorrow.<\/p><p>\n<strong> 2.<\/strong> A chance to sprinkle your own DNA <em>very far away<\/em> from the crime scene. In a way that conclusively proves you weren&#8217;t there at the relevant time.<\/p><p>\n<strong> 3.<\/strong> A little memory aid, just in case you experience a vacant moment in the middle of reciting your chromosome pairs. If this is you, <em>please<\/em> don&#8217;t come to that party on Saturday.\n<\/p><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vampirewear.com\/display_page.php?i=18\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/dna_vial01.jpg\" border=\"0\" height=\"183\" width=\"130\" style=\"float:left;margin:12px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:20px;\"\/><\/a>Or.. something. Anyway, since we&#8217;ve established your motive (you can tell that <em>I&#8217;m<\/em> all about the<em> second<\/em> reason) the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vampirewear.com\/display_page.php?i=18\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">vampirewear.com<\/a> web site offers you detailed and, for all I know, accurate instructions on how to sample, isolate and contain your own DNA &#8211; all so they can sell you a stylish vial to keep it in. See? <em>Stylin&#8217;.<\/em>\n<\/p><p>\nThis nugget of academic dementia was thrown through the Secret Laboratory&#8217;s skylight by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rotemgear.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Jean Roth<\/em><\/a>.\n<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right, first things first. Why the heck would you want to put your DNA in a necklace?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-found-on-the-web"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}