{"id":1696,"date":"2013-03-03T13:42:32","date_gmt":"2013-03-03T17:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/?p=1696"},"modified":"2013-03-03T13:42:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-03T17:42:32","slug":"new-improved-pulp-o-mizer-now-with-t-shirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2013\/03\/03\/new-improved-pulp-o-mizer-now-with-t-shirts\/","title":{"rendered":"New Improved Pulp-O-Mizer: Now, with T-shirts!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I’ve just updated the Astonishing PULP-O-MIZER<\/a>: I’ve given it unnatural powers of T-Shirt and Hoodie Creation <\/em>that I’m pretty sure Man Was Not Meant to Wot Of. I barely wotted of them myself, if the truth be told. It was a near thing.<\/p>\n

I’ll need to keep an eye on the server’s status. Creating the shirts – and then displaying, deleting, hiding and showing them – eats up more resources than we’ve seen with the other products. There’s the chance that shirts will go in and out of service, all depending on the server’s load and my own demented whims.<\/p>\n

If I say so myself – which I do, you notice – it’s a pretty neat system, though. Each user gets his or her own private folder of shirts (so they can’t prowl through the shirts that other people have made); one can delete all the shirts in one grand gesture of destruction (that part was easy) or one can select a single shirt or hoodie and doom it to be fed, alone and shrieking, into the mouth of the Destructinator*<\/em> (that part was hard).<\/p>\n

It’s all brand new, so here’s your chance to break it<\/a>. I’ve tested it in every browser and OS I have and I’m pretty sure<\/em> it won’t explode. But you should wear those rubber gloves and goggles, just in case.<\/p>\n

*… a name that I wish I’d invented, even though I didn’t.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve just updated the Astonishing PULP-O-MIZER: I’ve given it unnatural powers of T-Shirt and Hoodie Creation that I’m pretty sure Man Was Not Meant to Wot Of. I barely wotted of them myself, if the truth be told. It was a near thing. I’ll need to keep an eye on the server’s status. Creating the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-print-on-demand","category-web-development"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}