{"id":166,"date":"2008-11-17T19:00:44","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T23:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/?p=166"},"modified":"2008-11-17T19:00:44","modified_gmt":"2008-11-17T23:00:44","slug":"ferriss-moto-man-the-retro-robot-you-didnt-know-you-needed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/2008\/11\/17\/ferriss-moto-man-the-retro-robot-you-didnt-know-you-needed\/","title":{"rendered":"Ferriss Moto-Man: the Retro Robot You Didn&#8217;t Know You Needed"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.printfection.com\/retro-future\/Ferriss-Moto-Man-T-Shirt\/_p_3251913\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/grafx2\/blog\/Moto-Man.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"It's A Ferriss Moto-Man!\" width=\"263\" height=\"355\" style=\"float:right;margin:12px;margin-right:-12px;\" \/><\/a>\n<p>Let me just dust things off here for a moment&#8230; yep, that&#8217;s dust. I&#8217;ll put it&#8230; there.\n<\/p><p>\nI know it&#8217;s been quiet in here lately, and that&#8217;s not completely my own idea, honest. But in spite of everything I&#8217;ve just finished a new design for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.printfection.com\/retro-future\/Its-a-Ferriss-Moto-Man\/_s_238467\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">t-shirts<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.webomator.com\/cgi-bin\/cpshop_posters.cgi?i=retro_books\/bws01.330822532\/-\/2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">blank books<\/a>, a <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.webomator.com\/cgi-bin\/cpshop_posters.cgi?i=retropolis_posters\/bws01.330822540\/-\/3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">poster<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.webomator.com\/cgi-bin\/cpshop_posters.cgi?i=retro_cards\/bws01.330822539\/-\/6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">greeting cards<\/a>, and whatnot. Whatnot = <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.webomator.com\/cgi-bin\/cpshop_posters.cgi?i=sci_fi_mugs\/bws01.330822536\/-\/4\">mugs<\/a> and stuff.\n<\/p><p>\nThis is a Retropolitan advertisement for the Mark II version of Ferriss Moto-Man&#8217;s <em>Big Lug<\/em> robot. He&#8217;s a handsome and very durable heavy-duty robot who&#8217;s perfect for any task you&#8217;ve got, provided that task doesn&#8217;t need more brainpower than you&#8217;d find in your average Pomeranian. He&#8217;s big and he&#8217;s useful, but he&#8217;s not the brightest bulb on the chain, if you know what I mean. But cheer up &#8211; he&#8217;s <strong>Entirely Safe When Used As Directed<\/strong>. Like me, that is, and probably like you too.\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me just dust things off here for a moment&#8230; yep, that&#8217;s dust. I&#8217;ll put it&#8230; there. I know it&#8217;s been quiet in here lately, and that&#8217;s not completely my own idea, honest. But in spite of everything I&#8217;ve just finished a new design for t-shirts, blank books, a poster, greeting cards, and whatnot. Whatnot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-works-in-progress"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.webomator.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}